Thursday, April 29, 2010

things to not say to a newly pregnant woman

me: "i'm pregnant!"
person: "ahh, i was wondering because, you know, your face looks pregnant."
me: "thank you?"

how is "your face looks pregnant" ever a compliment?

2 comments:

  1. Pregnant women have a 'glow' I've been told. Maybe that's what they meant? Just wait until people ask, "When are you going to drop that baby?" or walk up and touch your belly. Congratulations!!

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  2. When you get to the end they'll ask, "No baby yet?" I've started answering as sarcastically as possible, "yes, I had her last week. I'm still just a little swollen!"

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