audits.

i have a lot to post about this past weekend (baby shower was incredible), but that will wait until i have a chance to upload pictures.

so, jb and i are being audited for our 2008 tax returns.  it is making me feel like a white collar criminal, even though we are the least likely people to cheat on our taxes ever.  i have a phobia of being in trouble.  more than that, though, this is just pretty much the most inconvenient thing that could be happening right now.

in any case, sheila is the lovely IRS examiner that we're supposed to meet with.  we got a nice form letter yesterday letting us know that we have TEN DAYS to contact sheila and schedule some time.  so, jb called this morning and apparently sheila is out of the office until the first week of november.  this is super convenient, since i'll likely be delivering a human child that week.  they let us know that december 1 is the absolute latest date we can have our meeting.  so, there you have it.

for your entertainment, i would like to deliver a transcript of justin's response to my indignation over the whole matter (why can't we meet with someone else, sooner, etc etc).

Dec 1 was the most they would let us push the appointment out. So annoying. Yes, bring the baby and see if we can get it to throw up on Sheila's desk. Sheila is apparently the only one that would sit down with us. I asked if she had someone covering her biz while she was out but the answer was no.  

I figured we'd start with the honey + flys approach. If Sheila is a whore and tells us we owe the IRS more than $40, I'll tell her straight up that she's making our baby cry and is a terrible person with back-acne and no soul. I will then proceed to poop on her desk and throw up on her HP printer.

hopefully everything will just work out and our meeting will be quick and painless (and sheila will be apologetic and remorseful for bothering us during this special time)....